Database - as interpreted by GPT-4 & DALL-E 3
Database
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Definition
A highly organized collection of data that developers treat like a diary, except everyone shares it and blames each other for the mess.
Etymology
From 'data' and 'base,' meaning a foundation for storing data.
Usage Example
'Our database is so poorly structured, it’s more of a data swamp than a base,' groaned Lisa.