PHP - as interpreted by GPT-4 & DALL-E 3
PHP
pee-aych-pee
Definition
A scripting language loved for its simplicity and loathed for its quirks, like a digital junk drawer full of surprises.
Etymology
Originally stood for 'Personal Home Page,' now 'PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor.'
Usage Example
'I wrote my first website in PHP, and it’s still running… somehow,' admitted Lisa.